PROFILE - Middle aged with failing eyesight, big feet and my teeth are dropping out !
HOBBIES - Chasing women, but I can’t remember what to do if I manage to catch one now!
EXPERIENCE - I worked with Harold Wilson when I was a boy!
LIKES - Food, the Flintstones & fast bikes!
DISLIKES - Breaking my bones!
HUMOUR - I share my birthday with John Travolta who sometimes needs my services as a body double in the movies
